S/W Engineer's daily routine

S/W Engineer's daily routine:   6:30AM : wake up 6:45AM : Tough decision; To bathe or not. 6:50AM : Have To. 9:15AM : Punch in. 9:20AM : Check Mail. 9:25AM : Check Again just in case... 9:30AM : Since It is already 9:30 wait for tea ( 9:45AM ). 9:45AM : TEA party. 10:00AM : Check Mail. 10:05AM : Check again. Can't Believe that no mail has come. Is every body dead or what? 10:20AM : Sudden feeling of loneliness and desperation turn around to look for some body (Any body) to talk to. 10:30AM : Found a guy testing something. Feel real pity for his pathetic, boring and useless existence. 10:40AM : Sudden urge to get some work done and fast. Start looking for the file. (Can't remember it's name) 11:00AM : Boss summons in his office. Bad sign. 11:30AM : How the hell! Am I suppose to remember everything? Why should I be responsible for everything that goes bad? 11:45AM : Try to locate a scapegoat. No body around. 12:00AM : Mood is really bad decide to postpone work till after lunch. 12:30AM : Lunch 1:00PM : Lunch over. 1:10PM : Go for a smoke. Can't even smoke in this god forsaken place. 1:35PM : Back from a smoke. It was good. I even did not paid for the cig. The other chap is so foolish. 1:50PM : Mood is good. Decide to go to cool web sites. Real sleazy thoughts. 2:30PM : Feeling real sleepy after such a mammoth mental effort. 2:45PM : Tea Time. 3:00PM : Chat and discuss with colleague on the bad state of the company. Blame everybody for incompetence and laziness. 4:00PM : A guy from testing comes for help.(Jerk) 4:11PM : Try to look busy. 4:12PM : He is asking for a technical help.(Real jerk). 4:15PM : After really making him beg for help decide to take a look. 4:50PM : No solution found. Really angry on the guy for getting myself involved. 4:55PM : Suddenly boss is spotted in the neighbouring area. Try make as much loud noise as possible with some obscure technical jargon thrown in. 5:00PM : Boss has gone back to his den. Coast is clear. 5:05PM : Blame the problem on RnD. 5:10PM : Check mail. "Yes" a mail has finally arrived. 5:13PM : It's a silly joke and old too. But it felt good. 5:14PM : A quick dash for gate. 5:15PM : Third in punching out. 5:25PM : Reached Room. 5:26PM : TV on. No worth while program. 8:30PM : Still no worth while program. Every body is getting lazy and irresponsible what will happen to this world GOD help us. Curse government and RnD. 8:45PM : Food arrives. Pretty bad and stinking. 8:48PM : Dinner finished. 8:50PM : Bay watch. At last some quality. 11:30PM : Mtv Grind. Hmm things are looking up. 12:45AM : Today there were really good programs. 1:46AM : Decide to sleep. Tough day ahead.