Swarnavahini Live at 8 News Ishara Koralage photos
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Swarnavahini Live at 8 Ishara Koralage photos
Swarnavahini Live at 8 News Ishara Koralage photos
Yoga Dogs | for 2010 Calendar
Yoga Dogs 2010 Calendar — This wall calendar gives new meaning to “Downward Facing Dog”. The Yoga Dogs calendar hosts a year full of images showing popular dog breeds positioned in classic yoga postures with the help of digital technology. These reworked dog portraits will bend your mind and delight you. You’ve never seen a Standard Poodle in Tree pose? Or a Golden Retriever really nailing Warrior II? The time is now, young yogi. The time is here to laugh and be inspired. After all, if a Pug can hold Lotus pose, so can you! Nama-Sit. Nama-Stay. Apparently, those canine models were never in distress, the creators of the calendar tried to get the dogs as close as they could with yoga moves and then, they used Photoshop to finish the work. It’s really weird, but it’s funny at the same time…It’s even more weird than the Rock Calendar with dogs!
Photography by Dan Borris - As you may have guessed, these photos are fake, there are few people who can execute these yoga moves and I’m pretty sure no dogs can do them. They’ve been “photoshoped” by Dan Borris, a skilled Photoshop expert from Texas, who was inspired by his wife’s, Alexandra, former yoga teaching career. This funny dog calendar is bound to be a hit amongst dog lovers.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft
Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request
you to check this..
2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run'
he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit',
so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I
find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost
the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'
button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when you will provide that?
6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one
icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining
items?
7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not
even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use
the PC at home only.
9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past
Documents'?
10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not
provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where
I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Banta
Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request
you to check this..
2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run'
he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit',
so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I
find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost
the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'
button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when you will provide that?
6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one
icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining
items?
7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not
even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use
the PC at home only.
9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past
Documents'?
10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not
provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where
I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Banta
Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
A Policeman Testifies in Court (must Read)
A Policeman Testifies in Court
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...
Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"
A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."
Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"
A: "The officer who responded to the scene."
Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"
A: "Yes, sir. With my life."
Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"
A: "Yes sir, we do!"
Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"
A: "Yes sir, I do."
Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"
A: "Yes sir."
Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"
A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."
A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."
Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"
A: "The officer who responded to the scene."
Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"
A: "Yes, sir. With my life."
Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"
A: "Yes sir, we do!"
Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"
A: "Yes sir, I do."
Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"
A: "Yes sir."
Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"
A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."
*********
The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" Line -- I think he'll win.
Oxford graduate slept with 900 men in 9 yrs
London: A 28-year-old British woman has confessed that she has slept with 900 men in nine years.
Victoria Betteridge, who comes from Hertfordshire, revealed that her parents were devout Catholics and she grew up in a private girls boarding school where guys were banned before she started to get naughty.
And now, the Oxford graduate has not held back any details of her sex antics.
I know most girls say their first time isn't great, but I couldn't get over how incredible it felt! I'd never had anyone touch my bare flesh before ? it was amazing. I just wanted to do it over and over again, the News of the World quoted her as saying.
Victoria recollected her first affair with a guy named Tom, she said: If we didn't have sex at least three times a day, I felt moody and irritable.
But Tom didn't want to spend all day in bed. He wanted to meet his mates or study for his course. In the end, we broke up by mutual agreement . I think Tom wanted a relationship that was more than just sex.?
She further revealed that she would pick up men from bars for one nightstand.
She said: I didn't care who he was or what he did. All I was thinking about was having sex and feeling good.
I'd go to student bars and clubs, dance provocatively in front of a man I fancied, then ask him to buy me a drink it was that easy. Victoria shrugs.
Most of the blokes thought I was a ?cool bird? and liked the fact I took control and only wanted sex. I regularly slept with at least two guys a week ? sometimes more. But I didn?t feel slutty. I was making up for lost time! Men do it all the time, so why shouldn?t women?? she adds defiantly.
Victoria?s night rendezvous continued after moving into a flat with five girls in her second year.
She said: We'd recommend men to each other. We?d tell each other whether they were good in bed or not. None of us ever got possessive over one boy. we just made sure we all had fun and enjoyed ourselves.
She was also introduced to swinging by one of her friends.
She added: ?We all went to London for the weekend and visited an elite swingers club. It was amazing. Everyone was up for having sex with everyone else.
?The fact that we all knew that?s what we were there for made it feel both hedonistic and exciting. That night, I had two threesomes and even tried group sex. I can?t tell you how many people I had sex with in total, but it was the most thrilling, satisfying, fulfilling thing I?ve ever done.?
However, Victoria insisted that she wasn?t allowed to meet boys by her parents in childhood.
She said: ?People presume I?ve been promiscuous from day one, but that couldn?t be further from the truth.?
While all my friends were going to the cinema with boys or flirting at discos, I was playing Scrabble with my parents, riding my horse or going to church, she says.
My father made it very clear when I turned 13 that boys were not to be a part of my life. He was worried my schoolwork would suffer. He'd sent me to a 7,000-pound a term all-girls school and wanted to make sure I spent my time studying rather than giggling over guys.
Victoria Betteridge, who comes from Hertfordshire, revealed that her parents were devout Catholics and she grew up in a private girls boarding school where guys were banned before she started to get naughty.
And now, the Oxford graduate has not held back any details of her sex antics.
I know most girls say their first time isn't great, but I couldn't get over how incredible it felt! I'd never had anyone touch my bare flesh before ? it was amazing. I just wanted to do it over and over again, the News of the World quoted her as saying.
Victoria recollected her first affair with a guy named Tom, she said: If we didn't have sex at least three times a day, I felt moody and irritable.
But Tom didn't want to spend all day in bed. He wanted to meet his mates or study for his course. In the end, we broke up by mutual agreement . I think Tom wanted a relationship that was more than just sex.?
She further revealed that she would pick up men from bars for one nightstand.
She said: I didn't care who he was or what he did. All I was thinking about was having sex and feeling good.
I'd go to student bars and clubs, dance provocatively in front of a man I fancied, then ask him to buy me a drink it was that easy. Victoria shrugs.
Most of the blokes thought I was a ?cool bird? and liked the fact I took control and only wanted sex. I regularly slept with at least two guys a week ? sometimes more. But I didn?t feel slutty. I was making up for lost time! Men do it all the time, so why shouldn?t women?? she adds defiantly.
Victoria?s night rendezvous continued after moving into a flat with five girls in her second year.
She said: We'd recommend men to each other. We?d tell each other whether they were good in bed or not. None of us ever got possessive over one boy. we just made sure we all had fun and enjoyed ourselves.
She was also introduced to swinging by one of her friends.
She added: ?We all went to London for the weekend and visited an elite swingers club. It was amazing. Everyone was up for having sex with everyone else.
?The fact that we all knew that?s what we were there for made it feel both hedonistic and exciting. That night, I had two threesomes and even tried group sex. I can?t tell you how many people I had sex with in total, but it was the most thrilling, satisfying, fulfilling thing I?ve ever done.?
However, Victoria insisted that she wasn?t allowed to meet boys by her parents in childhood.
She said: ?People presume I?ve been promiscuous from day one, but that couldn?t be further from the truth.?
While all my friends were going to the cinema with boys or flirting at discos, I was playing Scrabble with my parents, riding my horse or going to church, she says.
My father made it very clear when I turned 13 that boys were not to be a part of my life. He was worried my schoolwork would suffer. He'd sent me to a 7,000-pound a term all-girls school and wanted to make sure I spent my time studying rather than giggling over guys.
Ranakpur Jain Temple ( India )
Ranakpur is a relatively small village located in western India, but it is home to one of the most stunning sights in the world, a grand Jain temple.
The temple is supported by 1,444 intricately detailed marble pillars and can be easily recognized by its distinctive domes and cupolas from its fa?ade.
Although the temple has not been dated with complete certainty, most estimates place the temple as having been built anywhere from the 14th century to the 15th century.
The temple is supported by 1,444 intricately detailed marble pillars and can be easily recognized by its distinctive domes and cupolas from its fa?ade.
Although the temple has not been dated with complete certainty, most estimates place the temple as having been built anywhere from the 14th century to the 15th century.
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