Mud Fighting - What fun!!
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Mud Fighting - What fun!!
Mud Fighting - What fun!!
How geeks cool their PC
Trust the geeks to do things differently. Here's how some of the geeks cool their PC's!!
How geeks cool their PC
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Jokes
Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?
Man: My wife...
Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?
Student: Father-in-Law!
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 over’s, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?
Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!
Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.
So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow but sure!
Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons
Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.
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