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Collage Days....Nice one

Reminds us of those College days.... years of non-stop masti... day after day...

1. . On being Late

"Kab chalu hua?"

"Attendance ho gaya kya??"

"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"

"Mein kya karu, Kumar bathroom mein ghusa hua tha"

"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu........ . bolna ....... kal kya padaya tha sir ne"

"Kal se pakka class karunga"

"Ek page de na.......... abe pen bhi to de......."

"Kal proxy mara tha kya"

"Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"

2. During the lecture

"Yesss!!!! Sir.......The answer is ......huuuummmmm. ......aaaaaaaa. ......... .."

"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir...."

"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"

"Abe lecture ko chod..... Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj........"

"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha........gadha. ......"

"mera assignment tere paas hai??"

"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go canteen now!!!"

"Boss class khatam hote hi chai chahiye..... ."

3. Lab


"Expt. 2 likha??"

"Idhar Karna kya hai??"

"Yeh bhai.....mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata........"

"Areee tu to bura maan gaya.......data dikha na........."

4. Mid Sem


"Mid Sem? ......Aree yaar...... "

"Kya...... abe Mid Sem mein itna topic hai to annual mein kya hoga...."

"Boss..... hogaya...... aur nahi ho sakta....... .jaan nahi de sakta......."

"Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?"

"Aaj kounsa test hai?"

"Oye Sanjiv kaha hai.......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail...."

After test......"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya........chhod na ....... Canteenchalega. .."

5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)

"I was in the class, lecturer mark karna bhool gaya "

"Oye usko thoda khus kar list se tera naam hata dega........"

"Bola tha proxy regularly maar....... Saale tera class karne ka kya faida hua....."

6. Late submission of assignments



"Maine ukko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit kar dena"

"Last date extend hua thaa"

"I didn't know the last date"

"Ab mein kya karu wo mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya......."

"They should allow XEROX........"

 

7. After Exam


"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"

"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"

"Ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai"

"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0........3rd mein 2....... Gaya........ ..fail pakka......."

"Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena........ wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar......"

8. VIVA(b4 exam)


"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ######## doonga"

"Aeee......Rohit. ....terese kya poocha...... ."

"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya........"

"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak preparation nahi hua hai"

9. VIVA(General)

"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala, then watz the point"

"Roll no. 1 aur 2 ka watt laga diya hai"

"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"

"Ye kounse unit mein aata hai"

10 . Submission


"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"

"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"

"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......."

"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"

11. Exam

"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai who aata hai"

"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"

"ye last time hi poochha thaa"

"tere paas is ke notes hai??"

"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)"

"nahi samjha to rat le"

"External ka aane ka pura scene hai....... "

"Iss paper mein roll number ka kya order hai........"

"Pichle paper mein to kuch to aata tha........issmein to anda aata hai......"

"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya........"

                                 And then..

Just as I was about to retire,
Just as I was to extinguish the fire,
A thought flashed into my mind,
That I was to leave my college days behind.

Those were the days of fun and frolic,
Those were the days of gifts and gossip,
Those were the days of bunking the classes,
Those were the days of “cheering” with tea glasses.

Days of bowing down before seniors in first year,
Days of fearing EDC and NT the next year,
Days of running behind Profs for internals in third year,
Days of preparing for MBA and Campus the last year.

Now, these days will never come by,
Now, we’ll never do “Assignment ki Chapayee”,
Now, in the canteen, we’ll never have samosa and tea,
Now, in the gathering, we’ll never dance to the rhythm of beats.

No “hyaaa…t” screaming in the class,
No aero plane flying towards the dais,
No linking of girl’s name with that of a boy,
No fresher parties full of “masti” and joy.

But these days have taught us to take pride,
And also to take success and failure in our stride,
They have brought out our hidden talent,
They have taught us to be independent.

There are so many memories to take away home,
There are so many friends that I am not alone,
There are so many contacts in my “INBOX”
There are so many messages on “Sign-off”.

The extra tuitions, the Internship training,
The “Industrial” tour, the canteen chatting,
The VII SEM seminar transparency,
The VIII SEM project: FACTS and FANTASY.

The Exam form, the Express coffee,
The Result day, the Class party,
The writing on the desk, the writing on the wall,
The cheating in exams, fearing one and all.

All these “yaadein” are there forever,
All the GFs-BFs, may there love be forever,
The DOSTS and YAARS may change NEVER,
Remember the movie we saw together!

So, Just as I was about to retire,
Just as I was to extinguish the fire,
Another thought flashed into my mind,
That this part of the tape will never “REWIND”.

Architectural

Nitin

PORTRAITES & NICE SAYING

Pakistan's Junoon light up Kashmir

Journalist Zahid Rafiq witnessed a controversial concert in Indian-administered Kashmir at which star billing went to Pakistani band Junoon, which is well-known for publicly raising controversial issues such as HIV/Aids, the Kashmir dispute etc. Women and men watched from separate enclosures (Photos: Farooq Khan) Kashmir has never seen a music event like it. Every guitar riff made bodies sway in passion. The thumping of the bass speakers matched the beating of the fans' hearts. Feet tapped, heads rocked, lips were in sync with the lyrics. Junoon, one of the best Pakistani bands, was live on stage in Indian-administered Kashmir beside the shimmering waters of Srinagar's Dal Lake. People had waited anxiously for Junoon's lead singer, Salman Ahmad, to appear in Sunday's concert. Even before he sang the first note of his famous song, "Yaaro yehi dosti hay", the audience was on its feet. Fans pressed closer to the stage. "I gave the security a slip and entered into the VIP enclosure. I wouldn't even mind the commandos hitting me," one student, Beenish, told me. "I wanted to catch a glimpse of Salman. I just love him and just imagine - he has come from Pakistan." Opposition The concert had been organised by a non-government organisation, the South Asia Foundation. Salman Ahmad had to sing Junoon's best known song twice It was also a part of celebrations held to mark the inauguration of the Kashmir Study Institute at Kashmir University. Junoon, a Sufi pop band, is the first international group to perform in the conflict-torn Kashmir for the past two decades. The event - for which entrance was by invitation card only - caused political controversy. Leading Kashmiri militant, Syed Salahuddin, head of the Hizb-ul Mujahideen group, had urged the Pakistan government not to allow Junoon to travel to Srinagar. He argued that the performance would have a negative impact on the "disputed status" of Kashmir and would send a wrong signal to the international community that "Kashmir was an integral part of India". The student union body of the Kashmir University had also protested against the concert. As a result, many students stayed away. The South Asia Foundation had anticipated up to 10,000 people in the audience. But the numbers were well below that.   But that didn't dampen the enthusiasm of those who did attend. One young man who hadn't received an invitation card managed to secure one for 500 rupees ($12). "I bought the card from the money I had to pay for my tuitions but missing the concert was not an option. I had to make it here today," he said, gesturing to me to keep quiet. "I want to hear him sing "Bulla shah". In a separate enclosure, girls were up on their feet, their arms outstretched and hair flying. "It is amazing. This is the first concert I have attended and it is great," one said. The heavy security did spoil the day for some. "I felt like dancing sometimes but the number of guns around constantly made me feel that I am not welcome here," one student, Asif, said. "The security guards pushing the people from the audience never let me go into the musical mode." The high-point of the concert was Junoon's first chartbuster and their most famous song "Sayonee".  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwbZbWFdh0g) Even the VIP area was rocking. No one could resist joining in. Farooq Abdullah, former chief minister of Jammu and Kashmir, was the first one to sing along from the VIP area. He made Director General of police, Kuldeep Khoda, raise his hands too. And then, the other dignitaries joined in. The audience made Salman sing "Sayonee" again and this time the entire audience joined in. It was a concert that will stay long in the memory.

Management Lesson !!!

Management Lesson

 

 

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.
 


At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight,built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.
 


Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened - Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next.
 


This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff.
 

By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!"
 


The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not?"
 


With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass."
 

Management Lesson: "Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one."

Great Khali in Dehli

Great Khali in Dehli

 

 

 

Grand Temple at US very beautiful

Swaminarayan Mandir, Atlanta, USA . Opening Ceremony Pictures.


The newly inaugurated BAPS Shri Swaminarayan Mandir in Atlanta, Georgia



Pramukh Swami Maharaj presents a memento to Congressman Henry Johnson Jr. during the inauguration ceremony of BAPS Shri Swaminarayan Mandir, Atlanta, Georgia


Pramukh Swami Maharaj with Congressman Henry Johnson Jr., Commissioner of Gwinnett County Mr. Charles Bannister and Mayor John Bolton at the inauguration ceremony of BAPS Shri Swaminarayan Mandir, Atlanta, Georgia, along with Pujya IshwarCharan Swami and Pujya Viveksagar swami.



Pramukh Swami Maharaj performs the Vedic rituals during the Murti Pratishtha Ceremony



The newly consecrated murtis of Shri Akshar Purushottam Maharaj at BAPS Shri Swaminarayan Mandir, Atlanta


Ceiling of the BAPS Shri Swaminarayan Mandir in Atlanta, Georgia



Intricately carved pillars of the BAPS Shri Swaminarayan Mandir in Atlanta, Georgia.



Some details of BAPS Swaminarayan Temple at Lilburn, Atlanta

• It is one among the top ten largest traditional Hindu Vedic stone temples outside India.
• The largest temple of the BAPS Swaminarayan sect in United States.
• The temple is located on 30 acres of land.
• The total area of the mandir is 22442 sq. ft
• The exterior of the Mandir is made of Turkish Limra limestone.
• The main floor is made of Italian Carrara marble.
• The ground floor and basement is made of Indian Sandstone.
• Smallest stone 15 gm to largest stone of 5.2 tones.
• Total stone material is 8430 tones.
• Total 40,000 stone pieces.
• Total stone structure 85,000 cu. Ft
• The length of the Mandir is 213 feet
• The width of the Mandir is 122 feet
• The height from the ground is 78 feet
• The width of main dome is 23' 3"
• The Mandir has tapered ceiling.
• Inside and outside 'parikarama' for devotees to circumambulate around deities.
• Number of Shikhars (pinnacles) is 5.
• 4 Small Pinnacles (Samaram)
• Number of small domes is 6 and one large dome.
• Number of Torans (arches) is 129.
• Number of Zarukhas (balconies) is 4
• Number of Sinhasans (throne) is 9.
• Number of windows is 14.
• Number of Pillars is 151.
• 75 ceilings with 39 different designs
• Apart from this the Mandir has numerous windows and pillars, which are intricately carved, and also marble steps.
• Central heating and cooling.
• Under floor heating with Gel tubing.
• Fiber optic lighting.
• Estimated cost of the Swaminarayan temple is $19 million.

Other Interesting Facts

• The pillars of the temple are intricately hand-carved and each pillar depicts a famous incident from Hindu scriptures.
• The construction of the Mandir is based on 'Shila Shastras' – ancient Hindu text dealing in building and sculpture techniques.
• Some stones like marble and limestone were imported from the respective countries to India.
• The stones were hand-carved in India and later imported to United States.
• Intricate geometric patterns, rosettes, feathers, leaves and other designs which number to more than 500 were hand-carved in India.
• Each section of the temple weighing from 50 grams to five tons after carving in India had a bar code.
• Each section thus imported was then assembled in Lilburn – just like playing the jigsaw puzzle.

What women do after an accident

what women do after an accident ??

 

What is the first thing that WOMEN do after a bad car accident?


Turn off the  ignition?

   NO     


Get  away from the car in case it  explodes?

NO

 

 Call  911 on her cell phone?

NO


Call ambulance??????


CERTAINLY NOT….   



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Robot Models

If you want to buy a sci-fi model of say Alien or Predator there’s a group of people who specialize in making them. They make big and small models with the price ranging from $7 to $3,500. The group makes the sculptures using used cars and bikes parts. Here are some of the models they have on sale.